Attention Mets fans who attended both games of Saturday’s doubleheader. You may be entitled to free medical care and financial compensation.

For more info, call 1-800-Ihadnothingbettertodothatday. 

The Astros won for us twice this past week and Space City Stitches is back for more. Put our money behind Framber Valdez last time out and he gave up six runs to the Orioles.

Needed a miracle and Kyle Tucker’s grand salami provided the heroics.

Valdez pitched a no-no two starts back and we’re thinking Framber comes alive facing the Fish in Miami. Play $50 on the Astros (-140, Bet365).

What the Ef’ was that!? Zach Eflin gave up six runs in just three innings and Cleveland clobbered the Rays, 9-2. Andres Gimenez and Gabriel Arias took Eflin deep.

Phil Mickelson gambled away $100 million and Mayor Adams says the migrant crisis will cost New York City $12 billion.

This loss will cost us a mere $100, taking our season’s losses to -960 isringhausens.