The skeptical Joy Reid: “Trump’s got these magical doctors who claim he was shot in the ear, but his ear, I guess, grew back. Next day, totally fine!”

Speaking of missing ears.

The lobe-loving Mike Tyson is chomping at the bit as he prepares to fight Floyd Mayweather Jr. Make sure you catch Joy Reid’s prefight sit-down with Evander Holyfield.

Astros/Jays. Toronto’s José Berríos has given up 10 runs in his past 12 ²/₃ innings.

Jason Alexander is 4-0 on the road.

Bet $50 on Costanza and the Astros.

“Everybody struggles. That’s just part of it. Just keep at it. Stay positive. Keep working. Be consistent. Forget what’s happened. It’s an important couple of weeks and hopefully a long run in the playoffs.”

— Derek Jeter’s pep talk for the struggling Stitches and, oh yeah, Anthony Volpe

Did we respond?

Did you watch the MTV Video Awards?

Volpe went 0-for-3.

The Tigers mauled the Yanks 12-2 and we are down -889 buckydents.