Taylor Swift’s double album, “Tortured Poets Department,” dropped this week.

Not to be outdone, President Biden’s White House aides will be releasing their cover of an old favorite, “You’ll Never Walk Alone.”

This tortured poet dropped a few games this week.

Two more to torture us. The A’ are at the O’s.

Oakland’s Paul Blackburn has given up seven runs in his past 11 ²/₃.

Baltimore’s Albert Suarez won his first MLB game since 2016.

That is 2,860 days. Suarez hasn’t allowed a run this year after 11 ¹/₃.

Play $100 on the Orioles.

The Astros play the Rockies in Mexico. The matchup?

Framber Valdez vs. Austin Gomber.

Play $50 on the Astros.

Asking the Marlins to win a game is like asking Donald Trump to abide by his gag order.

Gnats 11, Fish 4.

Jesse Winker’s grand salami was the biggest hit.

The Yanks bruised the Brewers, 15-3, to snap our losing skid.

Verdugo, Judge, Rizzo and Stanton homered.

Split. Down -388 sparkylyles.