Anthony Scaramucci, who famous served just eleven days in the White House as Donald Trump’s director of communications, says he would murder his former boss. But don’t call the Secret Service just yet.
The Mooch — who was canned after going on a curse-filled rant to a New Yorker reporter — was part of a panel talk with “Shark Tank” star Kevin O’Leary at the Faena Forum in Miami this week as part of a members-only event known as that Faena Rose Club.
At the event, the financier played a round of the cheeky parlor game “F*ck, Marry, Kill,” choosing between figures in the Trump administration.
“Kill Trump. No question,” he said.
“And now the Secret Service is gonna come get me because I said that… I’m saying it metaphorically; I’m playing a game,” he quipped.
“I want to f*ck myself,” the SkyBridge investment firm founder said.
And who would get the Mooch’s wedding ring? Former Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin.
“He’s got a lot of dough, and I understand he would take really good care of me,” the Mooch said.
(Mnuchin’s wife Louise Linton proved that “Money Bag Mnuchin” provides her with quite the charmed life when she famously caused a stir when she posted on a government plane, tagging her designer duds Tom Ford, Hermès, Valentino and Roland Mouret.)
The talk was set up like a rumble in a fake boxing ring.
The Mooch was introduced to the floor by Faena Rose’s President, Pablo De Ritis, who played both emcee and referee.
“Standing a not-so-tall 5ft 5inches when wearing Governor DeSantis’s heels, and ready to rumble,” De Ritis announced Scaramucci.
Entrepreneur O’Leary, also known as Mr. Wonderful, was brought out as “the Ozempic-lean, mean, profit-making machine. Your Royal Highness of Royalties.”
We hear Scaramucci was crowned the winner by the members, leaving O’Leary wanting a rematch.