


Sorry, Pete Davidson. Kim Kardashian is manifesting a new man. And we’ve got her Notes App list of dream guy qualities to prove it.
In Season 3, Episode 4 of Hulu’s The Kardashians, titled “Ciao, Kim,” the 42-year-old celeb welcomed friends Steph Shepherd, Natalie Halcro, and Olivia Pierson to Milan to keep her company as she prepped for her creative directorial debut with Dolce & Gabbana. After a hard day of work, Kim and her girls met up for dinner and a hotel movie night where they gushed over the cute guys — like Italian actor Michele Morrone — who would be at the fashion show after-party.
After encouraging all her friends to “go for it” with any men they meet in Italy, Kim admitted, “the guys coming to the show just don’t check enough boxes on my list.” For those wondering, yes, Kim Kardashian has a physical checklist of must-have qualities in a man, which she calls her “MAN-ifest list.” (Get it? Because she’s manifesting the perfect man.) And in case her friends or Kardashians viewers had any doubt such list exists, Kim whipped out her phone, pulled up the list of dream dude descriptors from her Notes App, and read them aloud in the episode.
From someone with sparkling hygiene to a guy with good teeth, here are 21 things Kim Kardashian’s perfect man would possess. (According to Kim herself.)
- Protect me
- Fight for me
- Good hygiene — “I mean, that’s like a given I should even take that off.”
- Calm
- No mom or dad issues
- Patient
- Supportive
- Genuinely happy for me
- Successful
- Good teeth — “Teeth are like one of my biggest turn-ons. The straighter, the hornier I’ll get. Just kidding. But not kidding.”
- Spontaneous
- Fun
- My friends and family love him
- Someone that can be a role model for my kids, especially that my boys can look up to
- No heavy baggage — “I have enough.”
- Taller than me
- Someone that loves to work out
- A motivated person
- An independent person that’s not clingy
- Someone with good taste
- No balding
After “no balding,” Kim looked to the camera and walked that particular preference back a bit.
“I don’t know. If, like, I’m also in love, I’ll rub your bald head. You know what I mean?” she said. “But we’re just talking about our perfection list.”
Once Kim finished reciting her ideal qualities in a man, she asked her friends, “Where are we finding him? Do these types of guys live in Italy?” and the girls giggled. How many boxes do Kim’s recent exes, Pete Davidson and Kanye West, check off? Certainly not all of them. Perhaps her Season 3 mystery man “Fred” raises the bar a bit, though the way it’s looking four episodes in, we may never find out who he is.
Will Kim ever find her perfect man? I guess we’ll have to keep watching.
The Kardashians is currently streaming on Hulu. New episodes premiere weekly on Thursdays.