The Serby Mock 1.0 — no trades — gets John Mara his quarterback and Aaron Glenn a weapon for whomever his quarterback will be.
Mock 2.0 will include the Eagles and Chiefs in the appropriate order following Super Bowl 2025.
In the meantime, 1-30:
Will Levis is famous for putting mayonnaise in his coffee. It hasn’t helped him play quarterback (21 TDs, 16 INTs) the past two seasons. New GM Mike Borgonzi could entertain a trade, but take the playmaker quarterback if you have a conviction in him. Coach Brian Callahan: “He’s incredibly talented.” Smokescreen? Could be, of course.
Coach Prime might like the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, but Archie Manning convinces him that if you can make it in New York, you can make it anywhere. An elite weapon or shutdown corner, or both with a bridge QB on his way.
In case you haven’t heard, Joe Schoen and Brian Daboll are desperate. Don’t expect Jayden Daniels, but his arm is good enough, and the spotlight won’t faze him. Malik Nabers can play catch with him on any given Manhattan street.
New coach Mike Vrabel needs a LT and WR for Drake Maye, but he inherits the league’s worst pass rush (28 sacks). Carter is Micah Parsons Lite to hound Josh Allen.
New coach Liam Coen will help Trevor Lawrence, so an enforcer joins Arik Armstead to help Josh Himes-Allen and Travon Walker upgrade the 31st-ranked defense.
A 6-foot-2, 205-pound corner to combat Patrick Mahomes, Justin Herbert and Bo Nix. Tom Brady and GM John Spytek are Michigan men. Just sayin’.
A 6-5, 212-pound Drake London comp who would complement Garrett Wilson for whomever lines up behind center.
GM Dan Morgan needs a replacement for Brian Burns, and here’s one with a 4.0 GPA from North Carolina.
Alvin Kamara will be 30 in training camp. So many needs, so best-player-available following the success of Bijan Robinson, Jahmyr Gibbs, Saquon Barkley and Derrick Henry.
New coach Ben Johnson won’t succeed if Caleb Williams endures 68 sacks again.
An heir apparent for LT Trent Williams, who turns 37 in July.
A dominant run-stuffer that new defensive coordinator Matt Eberflus will need to defend Barkley. And Osa Odighizuwa is a free agent.
A plug-and-play starter for the woeful interior O-line to open holes for electric De’Von Achane and protect Tua Tagovailoa.
(S, Georgia)
New defensive coordinator Lou Anarumo lands an elite playmaker to pair with Nick Cross.
Second worst in sacks (31), so a long-armed 6-5, 265-pounder and stout run-defender will excite new defensive coordinator Jeff Ulbrich.
Coach Jonathan Gannon needs more heat in the desert on quarterbacks, and this 6-5, 243-pounder fits the bill.
A 6-6, 260-pound target for Joe Burrow to replace either TE Mike Gesicki or WR Tee Higgins.
A 6-4, 320-pounder who can step right in at either guard position to help RBs Kenneth Walker III and Zach Charbonnet.
Todd Bowles is aware that free agent Lavonte David just turned 35.
A 6-5, 245-pound toy for Sean Payton and weapon for Bo Nix. Keeps him away from Jim Harbaugh as well.
No. 1 wide receiver George Pickens isn’t optimistic about the offense, and president Art Rooney II isn’t optimistic that Pickens will be a Steeler after 2025.
Defensive coordinator Jesse Minter has to worry about Mahomes, and corners Asante Samuel Jr. and Kristian Fulton are free agents.
Defensive coordinator Jeff Hafley needs this 6-4, 250-pounder to juice the pass rush.
With more than $70 million in salary-cap space to use on an interior offensive lineman, defensive coordinator Brian Flores can use an interior pass rusher alongside Jonathan Greenard and Andrew Van Ginkel.
Even if they bring back free agent WR Stefon Diggs, he’s 31 and WR Tank Dell’s gruesome leg injury has his future uncertain.
A season-ending knee injury drops him to where Sean McVay pounces, with RT Rob Havenstein entering his age-33 season opposite LT Alaric Jackson.
LT Ronnie Stanley turns 31 in March and is a free agent. Lamar Jackson and King Henry can’t do it by themselves.
Coach Dan Campbell loses defensive coordinator Aaron Glenn but adds a 6-6, 285-pound bookend for Aidan Hutchinson.
An elusive, 5-11, 205-pound contested-catch, YAC playmaker to take the burden off Terry McLaurin for Daniels.
An interior disruptor to pair with Ed Oliver with Austin Johnson a free agent.