There are two types of Christmas sweaters. One to wear to your family’s holiday gathering, and another to wear to your buddy’s. What’s the difference? Ideally, the former would be handsome, cozy, and cute. Maybe it features Santa, or a reindeer, and (at most) a family-friendly Christmas pun.

But the latter? As you’ll find on our list, all bets are off.

If you’re the kind to make a joke or two about Santa’s bells or having a big package under the tree, then this is the inappropriate ugly Christmas sweater guide for you.

After all, Christmas is the time to be jolly. And what better way to do so than with a hilarious and unique holiday sweater. Granted, that depends on your personal sense of humor, so scroll with caution. Many of our entries are NSFW, and we certainly wouldn’t recommend you wear them to your job’s holiday party.

But if slapping on a sweater with a dirty, holiday-themed pun sounds like the perfect way to be merry and bright this holiday season, have at it. It’s your life.

So go ahead, get ready for the holidays with the best inappropriate, ugly Christmas sweater.

Let this sweater serve as a bellwether for the rest of this list. If you find a “Deez Nuts” joke unconscionable, we suggest you stop your searching here. But if this sort of thing is right up your alley, read on, they only get naughtier from here on out. Pick up your Crack Deez Nuts Ugly Christmas Sweater this holiday season for under $25 from Etsy.

Can’t get through the holiday season without tossing a couple back? Consider letting your friends and family know exactly where you’re at when you pick up this Pabst Blue Ribbon Holiday Sweater, priced down to just $10.50 this season at Kohl’s.

Prefer a harder beverage around the wintertime? Let ’em know with this holiday hoodie. If you’re accustomed to loudly and proudly telling others how much you’ve had to drink, there’s no better option that this I’m Full of Holiday Spirit (It’s Called Whiskey) Hoodie.

Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Santa’s in town and this ugly Christmas sweater is sure to bring the house down. We strongly suggest not wearing this sweater around anyone you’d have to explain the pun to. Things could get dicey.

Who’s getting baked this Christmas? The gingerbread men of course! Unless you know something we don’t. On a related note: can anyone ID the strange green object that the gingerbread man has in his left hand?

Oops. Looks like Santa forgot his suit at home! At least he has a big package to cover himself up. With this sweater, you’ll be the talk of the evening.

Finally: a Christmas sweater that would make Cardi B proud. Based on a pun from Cardi and Megan Thee Stallion’s super-smash hit “WAP,” this naughty holiday sweater features Santa spreading his legs as far as they’ll go.

Oof. Listen: if you thought some of the previous entries on this list were a little too subtle, this Christmas sweater, urging the reader to Put [Their] Balls All Over [You] is sure to get your point across. Proceed with caution.

You know what they say: Never eat yellow snow. Well, now you know why, and merry Christmas.

Holy moly. The two men of the season on one Christmas sweater? Now talk about making an appearance.

You’ll really be cutting edge with this spunky sweater. After all, we can’t leave the elves out of the fun!

He knows when you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. Unless you’re drinking with Claus himself. Then, throw all laws out the window.

Fa la la la la, Santa is coming! So channel your inner Michael Scott and think a bit colorfully.

I like big bulbs, and I cannot lie. So why not let the world know with this epic ugly Christmas sweater?

While they aren’t bunnies, the reindeer sure are acting like them on this sweater. The rated-R turtleneck is now on sale, for 50% off ahead of the holidays.

Call us Captain Christmas. This sweater features the stars of “Step Brothers” with a naughty and nautical message for the holidays.

Oh no! Who turned this snowman upside-down? Oh well, as now it is a silly sweater perfect for any and all holiday parties.

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