Have you ever wished you had an unfaltering confidence in your persona and lacked enough self-awareness to articulate the most obnoxious pseudo intellectual diarrhea like our esteemed progressive philosophers of today?

Well, you’re in luck! With this “how-to” guide for engaging in pretentious intellectual discourse like a self-righteous progressive, you’ll be talking like a real modern-day Ivy Leaguer (or a senator from New Jersey?) in no time! 

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Learn how you, too, can produce a steaming pile of woke word salad on this episode of “Woke of the Weak!”