As expected, Snow White’s remake and its lecturing leading lady's career blew up like a Hezbollah pager this week. 

It turns out, nobody wants to line up to be yelled at by a princess-turned two-dimensional boss lady whose kingdom of comrades waged a cultural revolution on their childhood classics. 

Will our self-appointed entertainment overlords get a clue when they take a look at their movie’s whopping IMDB rating of 1.3 out of 10 this week? Or when their wallets suddenly feel light after losing millions? 

Of course not.

In a way, the mousy main character syndrome disaster of Snow Woke perfectly encapsulates the outdated and out-of-touch progressives who still believe they have their thumb on our culture. 

The self-congratulating actress, her meager fanbase of adult children and their faceless internet mob have convinced themselves for years that their Marxist agenda places them above everyone as the moral authority. When the rest of the world tunes out, they blame society, of course!

It seems the Left needs to take a sobering look at the Magic Mirror, most of all. 

Tune into this episode of “Woke of the Weak!”