Captain Climate has hopped off the climate change bandwagon to board a ship of fools  heading straight to hell, ostensibly to deliver aid to Gazans because they apparently ran out of the condoms Joe Biden sent. 

Of course, being so modest, the high school dropout took her star-studded brigade of influencers, posing, crying dry tears for the cameras, and patting each other on the back for enduring a big, scary expedition that will probably end with Israel jetting the perpetual child back home with a warm glass of milk. 

Although, with the expertise of dilettantes on board, there’s a chance they’ll wind up like the 3 hour tour on the S.S. Minnow!
Join me on a detour to Greta’s Island on this episode of Woke of the Weak.