The NFL announced that the halftime show at Super Bowl LX will be headlined by none other than Bad Bunny. We’re here to tell you the why, as well as what the rest of the media won’t tell you as they trip over themselves trying to cover the story.

The why is simple enough: The league is expanding into Latin America and beyond, and Bad Bunny is a bonafide global superstar. With billions of downloads under his belt as well as a growing mainstream presence his booking, six years after appearing during Shakira and J-Lo’s halftime show, was a no-brainer. At least on paper.

At first blush, it appears that the NFL booked Bad Bunny with little to no vetting beyond his musical success. It is far likelier that he was in fact fully vetted prior to being purposefully booked, proof evident that the league is still fully in the throes of the woke mind virus. 

Bad Bunny’s endorsement of Kamala Harris in the 2024 presidential election (although of no effect in Pennsylvania and other swing states with significant Hispanic populations) proves him to be a politically divisive figure. He advocates for Puerto Rican independence and outright separation from the United States, a position favored by only 12% of the island’s population, while retreating to the comforts of mansions in Hollywood and elsewhere. 

Then there is the matter of the rank hypocrisy of Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl after allegedly refusing to tour in the mainland U.S. due to ICE raids, which supposedly compelled him to do a 30-date residency in Puerto Rico instead, a narrative that the media gleefully and uncritically advanced. For starters, ICE has an active presence in Puerto Rico, and has conducted raids in accordance with existing policy. Then there is the matter of the residency itself. Per multiple accounts, the residency was booked in 2023- when Joe Biden was allowing illegal aliens to flood into the country with nary an ICE agent to be seen. What ensued was a brilliant piece of marketing meant to ensure sell outs while saving on travel, logistics, and while avoiding the embarrassment of having to cancel concerts due to poor sales in cities such as Minneapolis.

Linguistically, this may be a very interesting performance. Super Bowl LX will air on Comcast siblings NBC and Telemundo. Whereas NBC will likely let Bad Bunny’s obscene bleatings ride with a “Singing in non-English” caption, Telemundo’s censors will have to run for their lives. Consider a minuscule sampling of Bad Bunny’s lyrical offerings on, say, Safaera (ADVISORY):

My cock is a fugitive and I want you to harbor it/ grab it like a bonga/ She popped a pill that made her horny/ She fucks in Audis, not in Hondas/ Hey, if I fuck you don’t call me/ This ain’t for you to fall in love- hey/ If your boyfriend doesn’t eat your asshole/ He might as well not eat at all

And on Baticano:

The night got kinky/ Three fingers in the pussy, in the asshole the pinky/ The bud, purple like Inky Winky/ Smack her in the ass and leave her like Po, hey/ I’ll hit it where she pees, and where she poops

The worst part of all is that this performance will be hailed as proof evident that diversity is our greatest strength, and as a triumph of Latino culture. That’s a hard no on both counts.  

Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance is not a triumph of the traditional “God, country, and family” values that Hispanics have espoused for centuries and brought to America since before the Revolutionary War. However, it is a high-water mark for an artificial and political Latino identity that seeks to perpetuate a permanent alien underclass forever separate and alien from the mainstream of American (captured) culture.

To showcase this brain rot at such a quintessentially American institution as the Super Bowl is a sign of the extent to which our culture remains captured by the far left.