Today is election day in America. Let’s all breathe a collective sigh of relief that the outgoing and mentally-out-to-pasture President Joe Biden can finally embrace his true self: a dwindling and oft-confused grandpa who startles us into nervous laughter with a “smack in the ass,” a bite on the thigh, or even an unprompted toe suckling. The world has not perceived Biden as presidential for far too long (because he isn’t). This is not tenable for a global superpower wanting to remain as one. May Biden enjoy a graceful exit from stage left.