Front hole: it’s not your mouth, or one of your nostrils — it’s, umm, apparently the cervix, which both men and women can possess. At least according to the Canadian Cancer Society. 

Last week, the society found itself in a global media maelstrom after True North published a story about the registered charity’s unprompted justification for using the medically accurate, concise term “cervix,” rather than “front hole,” when describing the importance of regular cervical cancer screening.