On Wednesday, we celebrated National Hot Dog Day.  Multi-millionaire Mitt claims his favorite meat is a hot dog. Pierre Delecto’s not being honest. He likes lamb chops, thyme and sauteed frog legs, diver scallops, and fancy French restaurants.

Pierre never disappoints. We hear he’s interested in Nathan’s hot dog eating contest.

Romney used to have a secret Twitter account with the name Pierre Delecto. In English, that’s Peter Delight. He said he’s a “lurker” spying on people. That fits his character as a globalist pompous ass who probably never eats hot dogs.

He sometimes let Delecto speak for him.