Rudy Giuliani is apparently trying to perk up his depleted coffers by portraying Santa Claus to sell his Rudy Coffee.

On Monday, the former Trump lawyer posted an ad in which “Mrs. Santa Clause” [sic] sits on his lap and reveals what she wants for Christmas.

“Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas,” Giuliani says as St. Nick. “What would you like for Christmas, darling?”

“Rudy Coffee,” she replies.

“Not diamonds, not a necklace?” Giuliani says.

“Nooo,” she confirms.

Giuliani then instructs two elves to “give her all of the coffee she wants!”

And they do.

Out of his Santa suit the former Donald Trump lawyer is probably not feeling so jolly. Legal pressure to cough up assets to the two election workers he falsely accused of rigging ballots in the 2020 election is ratcheting up.

Two-pound bags of whole-bean coffee start at $29.99 on the Rudy Coffee website.

One X user wondered about the volume required for the ex-New York City mayor to match the lawsuit judgment.

“How many coffee packets equals 148 million?” the person asked.

One legal expert told Newsweek previously that the two defamed women could go after Giuliani’s coffee profits as well.