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2 May 2025


NextImg:The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit.

Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week’s great tweets, threads, skeets and other posts from women, and then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.

why would this car behind me just honk at me cause i hit a curb like what does that have to do with you

— symone (@symoneeed) May 1, 2025

"YoU're AlwAyS tHe FiRst To LeEve wOrk"

god forbid i act my wage

— alfie (@alfienxo) April 29, 2025

One time I was at a party in LA and I thanked the homeowner for welcoming me into their home and they asked me if I was okay

— claire (@claireyael) April 30, 2025

born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from

— ً (@ppyowna) April 30, 2025

*showing a girl my room* Yeah and here's a fidget cube I stole from the mall *remembers she's Catholic* which I repented for

— Jamie (@transsexualdyke) April 29, 2025

this scottish guy, who i didnt recognize, came up to me and was like “bailey moon holy shit how have you been?” and then was like “it’s me, [redacted]! we slept together last summer” then introduced me to his gf who heard everything. this happened at the bar from past lives too.

— bailey moon (@Baileymoon15) April 29, 2025

there should be a separate TSA line for people who are apparently experiencing their first day on earth

— alli (@sonofalli) April 29, 2025

texting my therapist "hey, I don't think I can afford our weekly sessions anymore. but I really enjoyed getting to know you as a person, so can we get coffee once a week from 5-5:50 and just chat?"

— jolene of arc (@okaypompeii) April 30, 2025

remembering when my most mentally healthy friend was embarrassed about her screen time being so high (it was 3.5 hours) but it was because she was reading a book on her phone

— sarah hagi (@KindaHagi) April 30, 2025