My kid sure says "of course" a lot for someone with only 7 years of life experience

— meghan (@deloisivete) May 12, 2025

I once told my kids that their taste buds change with every shoe size, in an effort to explain to them that their food tastes will change as they grow.

They've always taken it very literally, and try foods they've hated in the past with curiosity every time they get new shoes.

— Gretchen Ronnevik (@garonnevik) May 12, 2025

my husband and toddler made eggs on mother's day now he is demanding to make eggs all day lol. my husband foolishly promised him last night he could make eggs. toddler doesn't forget. pic.twitter.com/vkIkiD7oFq

— kels (@chesthairalert) May 13, 2025

Raise your hand if you’ve ever been emotionally devastated by a children’s show

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 14, 2025

My son gave me the ultimate Mother’s Day gift: he just brought out all of the cups & dishes from his room & filled the kitchen sink.

I’m so blessed.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 11, 2025

I don’t want to brag but my teen texts me I love you. It’s after I send Apple Cash but still.

— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) May 13, 2025