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NextImg:The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents post about them in the funniest ways.

Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents across social media platforms like X, Threads and Bluesky to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch:

Daughter: dinner was so good tonight mom!

Me: thanks honey!

Daughter: we learned in school today that it’s ok to lie sometimes so you don’t hurt feelings

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 8, 2025

me: you should pick up your toys so the tooth fairy doesn't trip

7yo:

me:

7yo: the tooth fairy has wings so she normally just flies

— meghan (@deloisivete) May 4, 2025

This is the week that I can buy anything for myself & it’s considered my Mother’s Day gift.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 7, 2025

‘Mom listen to me count by 3s to 100’

-my child whispering directly into my face at 5:28am probably

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) May 6, 2025

My toddler, yelling: Mommy water!

Me: Ask me nicely.

Toddler, still yelling: NICELY!

Me:

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) May 9, 2025

10 would like everyone to know that he's not even an inch tired right now. Not even a centimeter.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) May 7, 2025

Dads like to say “here comes trouble!” But it’s just another dad wearing a backwards hat

— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) May 7, 2025

I spilled my son’s axe body wash in my shower and now I can’t stop rolling my eyes and yelling chicken jockey.

— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) May 7, 2025