What wine pairs well with going to my kid’s recorder concert

— meghan (@deloisivete) April 30, 2025

Note to parents: asking your teen to check if a package arrived does not imply they should also bring it inside. I know this now.

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) April 28, 2025

My 10 yo either uses zero napkins while eating or 400. There is no in between

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) April 30, 2025

As a mother I can tell you where to find absolutely anything in this entire house.

Except for my phone.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) April 27, 2025

If you can plan a Disney trip, you could probably, at the very least, run a small country.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 30, 2025

My 7yo announced that the most boring toy to receive would be one lego, so now there’s a big family discussion about how many legos you’d need to tip over into the fun category

— meghan (@deloisivete) April 27, 2025

me: [pulling into olive garden for lunch today] wow it's busy. Must be all old people

12: yea and you're one of them

me:

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) April 30, 2025

Husband with a tape measurer: It’s only a couple centimeters off.

Me: I hope you mean millimeters.

4yo: He means elevators.

— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) May 1, 2025

Happy You Don't Have to Fight Your Kids to Put on a Coat Because the Weather Is Finally Nice Day to those who celebrate.

— Hollie Harris (@allholls) April 28, 2025

Daughter helping me with laundry: why is grownup underwear SO BIG???

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 26, 2025