Dads love saying, “I can see 3 eggs from where I’m standing that you haven’t found yet.”

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 20, 2025

My 7yo threw a piece of mail at me and yelled PAY YOUR BILLS, and I didn't know he was our financial advisor

— meghan (@deloisivete) April 22, 2025

My toddler woke up from his nap and burst into tears, when I asked what was wrong he sobbed ‘I JUST LOVE TO SLEEP SO MUCH’ and I’ve never related to anything more.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) April 22, 2025

I'm sure 4 kids fighting about who found the most eggs at 7 AM is exactly what Jesus had planned for today.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 20, 2025

*having some girl time with friends*

Friend 1: I haven’t been on a date in 7 months

Friend 2: I haven’t been on a date in 2 years!

My daughter, who is 9: well I haven’t been on a date in 9 years!!!

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 24, 2025

My kids are reaching an age where I don’t really have to coordinate play dates with other parents anymore, so I guess I can finally stop with the whole “pretending I’m not weird” charade.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 19, 2025

4yo: "mommy, are the Disneyland princesses real?"

me: "what do you think?"

4yo: "oh no you don't. first you say what you think."

— ???????????? bosco ???????????? (@selentelechia) April 22, 2025

I asked my 9yo why he put on his durag to wash the dishes. He said his durag like a cape. He only wear it when he need to get stuff done. ????

— Princess | Mindfulness | Conscious Parenting (@themultiplemom) April 19, 2025