found out i was pregnant exactly one year ago today which made me sincerely google "does pregnancy test know about april fools"

— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) April 1, 2025

There's an urban legend going around that one time a kid went on a 20 minute car ride without a tablet.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 1, 2025

Son: For homework, I have to say something kind to 3 people. I have one left.
Me: You could say something nice to your brother.
Son: ok
[5 min later]
Son: Ok. I told him he’s the best Fortnite player in the world.
Me: And what did he say?
Son: He said “get out of my room”

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) March 31, 2025

my childhood best friend is in town with her kids and they drove two cars up. they were dividing up who would ride with who and her 10 year old said that he wanted to ride alone with his dad to "get to know him better." ????????????

— emily may (@emilykmay) March 31, 2025

me: good morning

daughter: happy Thursday

me: today is Tuesday

daughter: HAHAHAHA!!! April Fools! I got you!!!!

It. Begins.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 1, 2025

This is my daughter's idea of an April Fools prank pic.twitter.com/6DLbZKF8qP

— t????om????s (@T_om_s) April 1, 2025

My toddler sure has a lot of audacity for someone who shits in their pants.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) March 31, 2025

My kids bankrupted me in Monopoly and as I went to clear my piece from the board in shame my daughter ordered me to leave my fallen horse in place so they could “continue to celebrate my death.” So yeah, we take it seriously. pic.twitter.com/cdjgZoWVAj

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 1, 2025

Left my brother with the baby for an hour and just had a call to see if my 1 year old is allowed Thai sweet chilli sensations

— tiah (@tiahwalton7) April 2, 2025

I’m sorry- what do you mean I have a DM in the baby monitor app

— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) March 30, 2025