The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit.
Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week’s great tweets, threads, skeets and other posts from women, and then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.
Crazy that if you get beheaded by a guillotine you automatically get a bob
— Rose Dommu (@rosedommu) February 25, 2025
you sit there and think about what you've done
— meghan (@deloisivete) February 22, 2025
-me leaving dishes in the sink to soak overnight
As a woman who’s dated 26-year-old men, I cannot support Luigi Mangione getting tried as an adult
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) February 23, 2025
i would do anything to cure my digestive issues except stop drinking coffee or change my dietary habits in any way
— bald ann dowd (@ali_sivi) February 26, 2025
why is improv always comedy? I want to attend an improvised slice of life family drama
— Rachel Lapides (@rachellapides) February 26, 2025
i would’ve made such a good oil heiress. massive public libraries and unnecessarily beautiful train stations for everyone.
— ally (@missmayn) February 24, 2025
My phone just filmed a two-hour documentary about life inside my pocket.
— Dzintra - Author (@DzintraSullivan) February 25, 2025
book store owner’s cat is always in the probably outdated weight loss and health section every time i’m here.. girl you are enough pic.twitter.com/fUrmn67vpf
— ruth (@billedabear) February 24, 2025
The crying stops when you leave the work bathroom. It’s called professionalism.
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 24, 2025
Ok spring i see you showing a lil leg out here ????
— t. (@t_sadiity) February 25, 2025
can you please delete this you are humiliating him https://t.co/BS2ySJATDe
— a (@aallleeexxxxxx1) February 22, 2025
EXCEL??? you mean my emotional support grid prison????
— inspector ratchet (@_hood_mona_lisa) February 25, 2025
Moving house and found my high school diary from when I was closeted ???? ???? oh me? I love boys and men personally pic.twitter.com/X4WDnl37kI
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) February 24, 2025
Salmon good as fck I see why bears just grab them b tches out the river
— ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????⭐️???? (@crystalbaee1) February 24, 2025
I love when it's a new day.. because now my stomach is empty and ready for new food ???? what is the princess going to eat today
— rae bandz (@credit_nflysht) February 23, 2025
You shouldn’t need a prescription to get adderall. You should just be able to text the pharmacist a photo of your apartment
— Audrey Kaufman (@KaufmanAudrey) February 25, 2025
Luteal phase pic.twitter.com/Gj7ZdnM8b1
— C (@theclovecoterie) February 23, 2025
Moving house and found my high school diary from when I was closeted ???? ???? oh me? I love boys and men personally pic.twitter.com/X4WDnl37kI
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) February 24, 2025
was watching a documentary and a talking head very offhandedly mentioned a man named Officer Corn and it’s like… ok I can’t focus on the rest of this show I need to hear every single thing about Officer Corn
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) February 25, 2025
So the thing is I’m not gonna do that. good luck though https://t.co/GITmydbCHb
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) February 24, 2025
Urgent care got a picture of House framed and hung where a medical degree might be ????❤️ pic.twitter.com/XvHLT28eB4
— Lily, the neighborhood pest… (@bonesauce94) February 25, 2025
They won’t stop until everyone who witnessed it is dead. https://t.co/adi4QokozB
— April Clark (@autogynefiles) February 25, 2025
my hobbies include healing my gut micro biome and absolutely destroying my gut micro biome
— big honkin caboose (@itsbighonkin) February 25, 2025
you’re 25! you’re not running out of time! it has only just begun! except for me. i am 25 in a far more “it’s all over” way
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) February 25, 2025
What the fuck is this show about https://t.co/nWrzDOOYkG
— chloe ???? (@ChloeNumberIII) February 25, 2025
hate when i see someone promoting beef tallow as a moisturizer bitch u smell like a slim jim
— bongo (@bongoism) February 25, 2025
Anytime I say “Talk to you later” it can either mean later today or later in life. It’ll be a surprise for both of us
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) February 26, 2025
May you have the confidence of the driver who arrives last at a 4-way stop and just decides to go for it
— meghan (@deloisivete) February 24, 2025