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22 Jan 2024

Marriage is full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Somehow married people on X, formerly known as Twitter, continue to find humor in the minutiae of wedded life.
Every week, we round up the funniest marriage tweets on the platform. Read on for 20 relatable ones that will have you laughing in agreement.
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One minute you’re happily married and the next minute he’s cut open a resealable Costco-sized bag.
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) January 17, 2024
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My wife texted me to pick her up something called hair nourishing elixir, so I'll be home sometime in the next 3 days.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) January 20, 2024
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Sorry I’m late. I put a dress over my head that was one size too small, and it turned into a 30-minute escape mission for my husband.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) January 18, 2024
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