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31 Jul 2024


NextImg:Social Media Cringes After JD Vance Makes Couch Reference During Speech
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Couches are becoming to Sen. JD Vance what Cancun is to Sen. Ted Cruz: a huge, humiliating millstone around one’s political ambitions.

In recent weeks, Vance’s campaign as Donald Trump’s running mate has been tripped up by a internet joke that falsely claims the conservative Ohio senator wrote in his memoir about having sex with a couch.

So far, Vance’s camp has not discussed the made-up couch sex claim with media, and reportedly hung up on a “Last Week Tonight” staffer asking for confirmation on the issue.

Host John Oliver noted Sunday that the hang-up “is, and this is critical, not a ‘No,’ is it?”

The person behind the furniture fornication claim ― a social media user called @rickrudescalves ― admitted to Business Insider that he has “enjoyed thinking about [Vance’s] team and all of the idiots associated with him having to grapple with [the claim].”

You’d think Vance would want people to stop associating him with couches, but he stepped into it Tuesday night during a rally in Reno, Nevada.

It happened while Vance was praising his wife, Usha.

“Now, I would call her up here to come and speak,” he told the crowd. “But then I think I’d have to sleep on the couch tonight, so I’ll leave her alone.”

Vance: I would call my wife up here to speak but then I think I’d have to sleep on the couch pic.twitter.com/149BDw2EZY

— Acyn (@Acyn) July 31, 2024

Although the rally crowd tittered along with Vance, many of the remarks made on social media were couched in sarcasm.

A reminder that JD Vance hasn’t publicly denied the couch allegations.

— Franklin (@franklinisbored) July 31, 2024

I absolutely can not believe he said this
(he said this) https://t.co/UuWviYw5LQ

— Charlotte Alter (@CharlotteAlter) July 31, 2024

I simply would not make these jokes if I was him. https://t.co/jga8RAd12B

— Ammar Moussa (@ammarmufasa) July 31, 2024

The couch pic.twitter.com/0FgjOLUJx4

— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) July 31, 2024

You can’t teach this kind of political instinct. It’s a gift. https://t.co/LYG1wVWdXx

— Bradley Whitford (@BradleyWhitford) July 31, 2024

Man had ONE JOB

DO NOT SAY THE WORD COUCH https://t.co/0Z19H7YiWx

— Qondi (@QondiNtini) July 31, 2024

From what I understand that may not be a bad thing. https://t.co/Fuyy78PsOY

— Michael Steele (@MichaelSteele) July 31, 2024

Seriously? He couldn’t even avoid saying the ONE SINGLE WORD that will follow him to his grave?

Idiot. https://t.co/HwvzegeC7T

— ¡SATIRISTAS! (@Satiristas) July 31, 2024

Gurl. https://t.co/wfRuCNuB9V

— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) July 31, 2024

Lmfao!!!???? https://t.co/yAOiyzW6SU pic.twitter.com/00b5WJgc7V

— Kaylan_TX (@Kaylan_TX_) July 31, 2024