Orlando Bloom landed a zinger after his longtime love Katy Perry announced to the world that if her partner does the dishes, she’ll reward him with sexual favors.

Only she didn’t say it in such a subdued way.

“Just do the fucking dishes! I will suck your dick! It’s that easy!” the “Firework” singer told Alex Cooper on the “Call Her Daddy” podcast this week.

Bloom, who’s been engaged to Perry since 2019, seized his moment when Perry shared photo highlights of her “Daddy” chat with Cooper on Instagram.

“Love you Daddy,” she wrote.

“I’ve cleaned the whole house,” Bloom cracked.

Shiver me timbers, that was a good one, “Pirates of the Caribbean” dude.

All kidding aside, though, “choreplay” is a thing. Research has shown that partners who share household tasks have more sex.

According to Perry, Bloom is all-in on the cleaning when need be.

“He does the dishes. We’re fortunate to have a housekeeper, but on the weekends he knows that that’s important,” Perry said on the podcast.