Walking away from an explosion without looking back?

— Kadir Uludağ (@kadiruludag) January 1, 2025

Driving and having a full conversation with the passenger without looking at the road

— Charlie Reid (@cgvreid) January 2, 2025

When ten bad guys politely wait their turn to get beaten up by the hero instead of just mobbing him.

— Santos Akhilele (@SantosTHEBOSS) January 1, 2025

People pointing guns in each other's face with fingers on the trigger and having a conversation

— alex (@kubectlget) January 2, 2025

No one ever works.

If they go to a job, it's just to talk to co-workers about their love life.

But mostly, no one has a job or even pretends to.

— DaveCoffee ☕ (@DaveCothran) January 2, 2025

When a reveal is about to happen between two characters and they only say one line to each other in completely different locations.

At home: “I saw them together.”
On the highway: “what do u mean u saw them together?”
At the airport: “she was wearing the hat I got her”…

— ck (@OptimusUpRyan69) January 2, 2025

When Characters monologue their plans or motivations out loud when they are alone. In real life, this would be seen as bizarre or a sign of a mental health issue if someone was constantly talking to themselves about their evil plans or deep personal secrets

— Ben Wellick Baldwin (@ben_wellick_V) January 1, 2025

Speaking not facing the person you are talking to, as you say something *really* important.

— Brandon Zicha (@ProfBZZZ) January 2, 2025

No one ever poops.

— Duane Moore (@Duane1024) January 1, 2025

Waking up in the hospital and immediately ripping out IVs and monitors.

— Kanchana (@kanchana243) January 1, 2025

A successful woman from New York with a millionaire husband going to her small hometown for 4 days and leaving everything for a broke, antique store owner boy that she kissed once in high school. Great stuff Hallmark

— Scotti Phillips (@rsplighting) January 1, 2025