Me: I try not to make snap judgments.

Me (watching someone eat Peeps): You're disgusting.

— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) March 20, 2017

Peeps Ingredient List: Older Peeps, kids' dreams, nuclear waste, my virginity and even older Peeps.

— caprice crane (@capricecrane) April 4, 2010

Peeps are the best candies to use as little pillows for your other candy.

— Abdul Daoud (@Abduldaoud) April 14, 2013

sorry I didn't answer when you called, I had 6 Peeps in my mouth

— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) March 30, 2014

Good morning to everyone except people that like Peeps

— Cassie (@cda0891) April 1, 2018

Other uses for Peeps:
Mouth guard
Shoe lifts
Door stop
Badminton shuttlecock
Tiny British hat

— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) March 27, 2016

thats what yall get for fuckin with them nasty ass peeps https://t.co/NclxPVXVYF

— tracy the business goose (@brokeymcpoverty) March 1, 2017

Last week I bought a box of peeps because I forgot what they tasted like and you know it’s easter szn, tasted them and remembered that they’re not that good, and then today when I was at the store I bought them again because I wanted to be sure

— Stephanie (@stephiblanks) April 19, 2019

I wish they made plain Peeps without faces.

— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) March 28, 2014

Peeps are disgusting af but I'm gonna buy every discounted package I can find tomorrow because I'm pretty sure they'll survive a nuclear war

— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) April 16, 2017

People complain a lot about Peeps, but when I really want to eat something slightly toxic and also glittery, they're the first thing I reach for.

— Gruuv (@gruuvster2001) March 28, 2019

My toddler told me his diaper was full of peeps and I thought maybe Easter had mixed him up, but no, peeps it was.

— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) April 18, 2017

and there's a million peeps i havent peeeped https://t.co/2yWkvC5Nwt

— tracy the business goose (@brokeymcpoverty) March 6, 2016

Jesus made Easter possible.
The Devil made peeps possible.

— Meredith (@PerfectPending) April 14, 2017

One day, pink Peeps and yellow Peeps will battle to rule the world, so let’s hope we all look good in pastels.

— Just J (@junejuly12) April 1, 2018

Heck yeah I want to put those peeps in the microwave to see what happens!

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 5, 2015

The library I am working from today is having a literary Peeps diorama contest and, well... pic.twitter.com/wYujCVNP5l

— ???? damned sinker ???? (@dansinker) March 21, 2016

Marshmallow maker Peeps will have fall flavors including candy corn and pumpkin spice. To save time, I’m gonna throw up now.

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) August 11, 2015

4yo *eating marshmallow bunny Peep at 8am*

Me: "At least rub them around your teeth so the sugar scrapes off plaque."

Me parenting at my finest.

— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) April 8, 2019

My kids say they are running away if I put Peeps in their Easter baskets this year.

Challenge accepted.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 12, 2017

4 ran up to me and gave me a huge hug.

Me: oh, I love you so much.

4: I LOVE PEEPS!

Happy Easter, everyone!

— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) April 21, 2019

No matter how divided we are as a country, I’m glad we can all come together and agree that Peeps are the best Easter candy.

— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) March 9, 2021

What wine goes with the pink peeps? pic.twitter.com/td9mBjf2VV

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) April 7, 2015

At target Link says "can I show you something?" He proceeds to grab a bag of peeps and proudly proclaims "poop ducks you can eat!"

— Jason Weynand (@LinkTalks) April 13, 2017

Wife: Are you getting a lot done without us around?
Me: There's a video on Youtube that shows how many peeps a bullet can go through.

— dadpression (@Dadpression) April 16, 2017

Exposed some marshmallow PEEPS to the air for 0.3 seconds and they turned into granite.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 27, 2016

"Peeps" is no longer a candy - it's an empire. pic.twitter.com/JFKtxCYNg5

— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) April 4, 2015

if u eat peeps I hope u have an unhappy easter

— 1994 Subaru Outback (@Sadieisonfire) April 16, 2017

a marshmallow peep but it's filled with cottage cheese.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) September 21, 2020

CALL IT PEEPSI YOU COWARDS. https://t.co/p9rMymsuRd

— Fahey (@UncleFahey) March 25, 2021

I just ate a Peep and Jesus suddenly appeared in front of me, shaking his head in shame.

“I didn’t die so you could eat stale glue, WTF.”

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) May 2, 2019

the hallmark of any true holiday is having a gross candy. Valentine’s Day has cinnamon hearts, Easter has peeps, Halloween has candy corn, and Christmas has peppermint bark

— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) February 15, 2025

gimme the peeps boys
and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your
marshmallow
those chicks are great

— Skoog (@Skoog) September 14, 2020

Peeps are my favorite Easter candy because you can stuff them in your ears when your family starts talking about politics at dinner, or eat them.

— Birdie Girl (@BirdiePanda) April 6, 2023

friends don't let friends eat peeps.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) April 10, 2022