Bad news guys, candy corn doesn't count as a vegetable because technically corn is a grain.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 25, 2016

I can both reject the validity of candy corn and eat an entire bag of it at the same time. I am complex.

— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) October 23, 2017

The internet has taught me so much. Like did you know there are people who hate candy corn and also that civilization is crumbling around us

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) September 18, 2017

Parents PLEASE be sure to inspect your kids bags of candy before they eat them. Some twisted people out there might put candy corn in them

— Southside Vic (@VictorPopeJr) October 30, 2015

Me: Sugar is evil and I'm not putting that shit in my body.
Also me: IT'S CANDY CORN SEASON LET'S SNORT SOME

— Kendra Alvey ???? (@Kendragarden) October 18, 2019

I love Halloween season bcs I can find out who dislikes candy corn and then get rid of them I don't need that kinda negativity in my life

— fuck the police (@_gumshudaa) September 4, 2016

How many pieces of candy corn can you eat before you start thinking, "Is this what eating a candle would be like"?

— Scott Van Pelt (@notthefakeSVP) October 31, 2017

I’m just gonna say it: y’all be giving candy corn the hate that dots candy deserves

— jordan • they/them (@jd_occasionally) September 3, 2022

I can’t decide if Guy Fieri looks like candy corn, or if candy corn looks like Guy Fieri. pic.twitter.com/p3pE6Guheu

— Tired Dad of 2 (@Tired_Dad_of_2) September 3, 2021

I don’t know about you but I think we need the ‘it’s corn’ kid to weigh in on candy corn. I will trust his judgment

— Crockett???? (@CrockettForReal) October 2, 2022

FACT: Candy corn is made out of melted down traffic cones.

— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) October 29, 2013

Candy corn Men
????
Kinda gross kinda good

— gabs (@GabrielleMcKeon) October 30, 2018

Stockpiling my strength to buy several tons of half price candy corn tomorrow for next year because it tastes better aged.

— Kashana (@kashanacauley) November 1, 2017

October starts in 10 days which means in 10 days I might be ending some friendships over everyone's strong opinions about candy corn

— Andrew Lowe (@andrewlowe) September 20, 2015

Mike Leach on the great candy corn debate: “It’s like fruitcake. There’s a reason they only serve fruitcake once a year.” pic.twitter.com/Kf7pi3LxNQ

— Theo Lawson (@TheoLawson_SR) November 1, 2017

If you ask me, I think the best-tasting wax is still candy corn.

— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) October 10, 2017

that time of the year to make people angry by saying that I love candy corn

— Natalie (@jbfan911) September 20, 2019

Welcome to parenthood. From now on, "last call" means calling a plumber at 9 pm bc ur kid tried to flush a bag of candy corn down the toilet

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) September 28, 2015

If it's not healthy then they shouldn't have called it candy "corn"

— ???? Envy ???? (@envydatropic) October 25, 2019

And you thought candy corn couldn't get any worse. pic.twitter.com/tkc8BURQ4D

— Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) October 16, 2014

*stands up in a crowded subway car, calmly shouts* My name is Maura. AND I. *breath* I LOVE CANDY CORN.

— maura quint (@behindyourback) October 30, 2015

Candy Corn: If bad breath was also chewy

— Quinn Sutherland (@ReelQuinn) October 30, 2018

WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME THAT THEY CALL IT CANDY CORN BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE CORN AND IT'S MADE OF CANDY WHYYY pic.twitter.com/yijCKtIg2Q

— Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) October 29, 2015

Children of the (candy) corn

— pw (@petewentz) October 30, 2017

Candy corn:

— Sam H. Escobar (@myhairisblue) November 1, 2016

as fall is fast approaching let's discuss an important issue - it's time to abolish all things candy corn. Friends don't let friends eat sugared ear wax.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) July 25, 2022

Fun fact: they stopped making candy corn in 1961. They just made a lot so they’re still selling that same batch. That’s the only explanation for why they all taste 60 years old.

— The Dad (@thedad) September 25, 2021

DID YOU KNOW? (Halloween Edition)

If you dig a small hole about 8" around and 5" deep, put in a handful of candy corn, lay a damp paper towel across the top, and cover it back up with soil, in 2-3 weeks you'll still be glad that you didn't eat it.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) October 6, 2022

Y'all be hating on candy corn like it poisoned ya water supply burned ya crops & delivered a plague unto your houses. stop this slander.

— nathan zed #avatarsweep (@NathanZed) October 3, 2016

candy corn was invented in 1974 when a pumpkin blew its nose

— kim (@KimmyMonte) September 18, 2017

I let my 3-year-old make her own dinner.

She put candy corn on top cold pizza

The apprentice has become the master. pic.twitter.com/RUNzffFLIT

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 13, 2015

Candy corn is the gateway candy to black licorice.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) October 25, 2019

Stirs my candy corn into my skittles and m&ms to trick myself into eating some veggies

— Dave (@pittdave13) October 24, 2019

The most important part of not liking candy corn is telling people.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 8, 2020

Say what you will about candy corn, but you’re going to appreciate its versatility as a snack and a weapon during the zombie apocalypse.

— John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) October 30, 2021