you spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them "for god's sake" and "please stop"

— derek guy (@dieworkwear) September 12, 2024

The ‘people’ in question: https://t.co/wH6QUTpPWS pic.twitter.com/WSkHyXp0GG

— sorrel (@Sorrelish) September 8, 2024

Can’t stop laughing.. ????

???? @casperandpam pic.twitter.com/rinlkdD7WP

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 8, 2024

pic.twitter.com/4NGzVDnLiz

— Why you should love animals (@animals_twts) September 11, 2024

After becoming best friends over FaceTime,

These two dogs finally meet each other for real
pic.twitter.com/GUXksf2Rau

— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) September 13, 2024

when i watch emily in paris i feel like a dog who's owners left the tv on for them while they go run errands

— disgraced congressman (@m3333g4n) September 12, 2024

i love my dog but this mf gotta pay rent pic.twitter.com/iW64rcEoHF

— dinosaur (@dinosaurs1969) September 8, 2024

My 3y/o is the only girl at her small daycare. I was thrilled when she started talking about her new friend Piper and how much they loved to play. Every day for months: Piper this, Piper that.

Finally I asked the daycare lady about maybe scheduling a playdate.

Piper is a cat.

— Forest Barnette ❤️???? (@foresthempen) September 11, 2024

I just knew he was an orange cat from the very first sign ???????? pic.twitter.com/dehjEOGeGx

— Posts Of Cats (@PostsOfCats) September 11, 2024

It looks like the still from a Disney made-for-TV movie where a dog and a cat get transformed into people. pic.twitter.com/NTAj7EJ4Uy

— Richy Craven (@RichyCraven) September 10, 2024

i love when he does dog stereotypes pic.twitter.com/8kHU4PQ1Zt

— molly conger (@socialistdogmom) September 8, 2024

Cats should only eat by putting a complete fish in their mouth and pulling out a perfect skeleton https://t.co/RdjdeoYU0T

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) September 9, 2024

I used the label maker pic.twitter.com/zda9TaXKzx

— Dee (@figgled) September 11, 2024

The void eats food ???? pic.twitter.com/PjtTHtFt0E

— No Cats No Life (@NoCatsNoLife_m) September 13, 2024

one of my cats has asthma and the other one started copying him bc he was jealous of the special attention (read: an inhaler) https://t.co/0dqmEPUJ4N

— crimson, cpa (@crimson_cpa) September 8, 2024

Dad got a new porch because the old one was rotten. He asked for a dog door and the contractor said he got the biggest one because I'm a horse. pic.twitter.com/nVeHvmJLXn

— Bear (@bear_stbernard) September 7, 2024

my girlfriend’s blind dog Tashi https://t.co/G8xZxhwNQT pic.twitter.com/i3O1DCSG1b

— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) September 12, 2024

I’m crying ???? pic.twitter.com/0WNHIbUHDn

— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) September 12, 2024

Same, Kitty. Same.

pic.twitter.com/MagPdlj2RW

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) September 13, 2024

she’s the only one on shift tonight pic.twitter.com/GaD0Uj81zn

— apple (@missmilkton) September 11, 2024

I’m sorry I can’t come. My dog expects me home by a certain time.

— One Ordinary Girl (@audri_em) September 12, 2024

https://t.co/PQpRrZmiqf pic.twitter.com/afVTBd0eis

— Dr Fi Bowler (@FionaBowler) September 12, 2024

On this day eight years ago, the following Twitter exchange occurred. pic.twitter.com/bSTaailAmF

— Know Your Meme (@knowyourmeme) September 12, 2024

This is Phelps. He got a special new mop suit to help clean the floors while playing his favorite game. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/BLBsLXhGcs

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) September 10, 2024

the perfect photo doesn’t exi- pic.twitter.com/nf4EOZJ7Ji

— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) September 13, 2024

Tonight will be the night that I will bark for you https://t.co/awvN5XRpyt

— Jonquilyn Hill (@jonquilynhill) September 11, 2024

Gomputer… show me picshirs of Fish pic.twitter.com/qmLq0iKi7V

— moppy :o) (@moopscoot) September 12, 2024

Dog invented its own fetch game..???????????? pic.twitter.com/IgtLcTkHDM

— ????o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) September 8, 2024

I need to get up and go to a meeting but unfortunately my dog is comfortable pic.twitter.com/w3ZJADneda

— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) September 11, 2024