imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.

— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) October 27, 2024

Always have Mabel to comfort me while taking the worst shit of my life pic.twitter.com/UZKLsG9bu7

— mrs papaw (@mrsballs69) October 28, 2024

This is Promise. She quickly learned how to pass out candy to trick-or-treaters. And now has a new favorite holiday. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/gHv9NkQZ0f

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) October 31, 2024

My dog is growling at nothing in the corner of the room so I guess this is the part where we sell the house.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 27, 2024

Veterinarians impersonating their patients. pic.twitter.com/xtedhtn50g

— My Spotted Willow (@Spotted_Willow) October 30, 2024

Is this too big of a cat bed pic.twitter.com/wr66jG6vMF

— Adam Ellis (@adamtotscomix) October 31, 2024

Just watched Demi Moore introduce her tiny dog to another tiny dog and then, more interestingly, watched the dog owners slowly realize they were talking to Demi Moore

— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) October 26, 2024

A Pugthée is competing for the best Timothée Chalamet lookalike contest pic.twitter.com/5CGtvny2rk

— Timothée Chalamet Updates (@timotheeupdates) October 27, 2024

If you've ever doubted the power of advertising, watch this canine's reaction to a trampoline commercialpic.twitter.com/LBstZXd9xQ

— Hy Bender (@hybender) October 27, 2024

my friend has an asshole cat named bart & everytime she talks about him it’s like an abusive husband. wdym it’s going to “set off” bart if you get home late

— THE lusty argonian maid (@lindawg) October 29, 2024

i love my dumb son… look at him bringing a leaf home pic.twitter.com/N4U8z40sKy

— andrea (@bongiobaddie) October 30, 2024

This dog is taking his Halloween costume very seriously... pic.twitter.com/KS5BXiTgpg

— B&S (@_B___S) October 31, 2024

My 4yo and 20mo were playing house and they were neighbors. The 20mo had five babies she was taking care of. 4yo lies down and goes “I’m going to bed. Too bad Winnie can’t go to bed right away, she’s got five kids to put to bed but not me, I’ve just got a cat.”

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) October 28, 2024

https://t.co/thYQgU7U4P pic.twitter.com/B2G5wnNbSb

— SLUG (@generalslug) October 30, 2024

How and why did cats evolve an innate fascination with bathrooms

— undecided voter (@lib_crusher) October 28, 2024

Happy Halloween ???????????????????? pic.twitter.com/ghCSlt2EGa

— smol silly cat (@Catsillyness) October 31, 2024

Bro thinks that’s his job ???? pic.twitter.com/dnUxuQNB23

— Posts Of Cats (@PostsOfCats) October 29, 2024

My mail carrier dressed up as a dog with a postman biting his leg is the best thing I've seen today. pic.twitter.com/rWNH0QHRnR

— Jessica (@YFanGirlJ) October 31, 2024

Central Park concert.. ???? pic.twitter.com/oAngBmfioZ

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 28, 2024

POV u are reheating leftover chicken & dumplins pic.twitter.com/AHxQcX8nxY

— Carissa May, MSc???? (@MustelidMay) October 31, 2024

i bet it feels so good as a dog to have someone rile you up

— little jester (@trashxgoblin) October 27, 2024

I was laughing and my dog thought I was hyperventilating and got me my emergency inhaler. pic.twitter.com/VrKnyZ5arM

— The Dalbo Dog (@Dalbodog) October 31, 2024

Oh my, the anticipation ❤️❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/2Ce4TdGnfj

— kim ????????????️???? #???? ???? ????????????️???????????? (@4_the_babies) October 27, 2024

I can't wait for the day Carl specifically is adopted - mostly because he's going to make someone extremely happy and I foresee him being the best cat ever, but partly because I want him the hell out of my house pic.twitter.com/DUJBmrAFTN

— haley (@feederofcats) October 26, 2024

Yay, I did it..???????????? ???????? pic.twitter.com/QKPHwqmpTi

— ????o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 31, 2024

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is bossed around by a 6 pound cat

— Goddammit, Jamie (@Jay_FrickinLynn) October 30, 2024

How could people not like cats. I mean look at this thing pic.twitter.com/WKdr8NkMrr

— Sarah Andersen (@SarahCAndersen) October 31, 2024

merlinthepig
Merlin ???? pic.twitter.com/Ew1JNJY41L

— ????KOJAMF ???????? ☕︎???? (@jimstep260853) October 28, 2024