For years I’ve been telling 5yo to “ask permission” before petting someone’s dog, and I just found out that she now does this by going up and just saying “Permission?”

— Gena Gorlin (@Gena_I_Gorlin) April 26, 2025

cats when you blow on them: pic.twitter.com/NCtPMI7P0s

— maureen ???? (@butchfranksilva) April 27, 2025

"I got the wrong sized litter box" pic.twitter.com/cLA1NFNeWK

— Posts Of Cats (@PostsOfCats) May 2, 2025

one of them knows when you die
the other knows how you die https://t.co/taqvRiF3OB

— Mare (@Marebarrow1929) April 28, 2025

now it's meownalisa pic.twitter.com/5FzVy0Z6JE

— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) April 26, 2025

I can’t really explain this but hinge feels like it’s for dog people

— sugarplum failure (@probablyalissa) April 30, 2025

☺ pic.twitter.com/VuLSOUGl9Z

— No Context Cats (@nocontextscats) May 1, 2025

This is Mazi. She brought one toy to bed for herself and one for each of her parents. This way, they all have a buddy to help them sleep safe and sound. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/OTqT1lpbsv

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) April 29, 2025

he’s so me pic.twitter.com/C7zfnUx0Sx

— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) April 26, 2025

People not liking black cats is funny because they’re the really the celebrities of cats. No other kind of cat comes close. They have so much aura that people had to make up superstitions about them.

— Zito (@_Zeets) April 27, 2025

the great sphinx being fed pic.twitter.com/eR8WNVWxfB

— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) April 27, 2025

she loves her bed so much ???? pic.twitter.com/OWeN830kZD

— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) April 29, 2025

They need to quit remaking good movies and start remaking bad movies. I wanna see Air Bud with a $900 million dollar budget, where he’s coached by Daniel Day Lewis.

— ???????? ???????????????????????? (@MoMohler) April 29, 2025

his name is salad pic.twitter.com/GXAozkeyxf

— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) April 27, 2025

he looks like ( •᷄ ˍ •᷅ ) pic.twitter.com/xBLaJwkyYU

— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) April 26, 2025

My dog keeps abandoning me in my time of need. She doesn’t like that I changed our routine by being sick and my coughing is startling her. Quite frankly, it’s rather unbecoming of her

— M.E⛲️ (@Emmys) April 27, 2025

Hello there pic.twitter.com/aylB67J0ll

— No Context Cats (@nocontextscats) April 29, 2025

Service dog loves the slide.. ???? pic.twitter.com/W28at2rHRI

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 1, 2025

When your dog wants to be close to you… pic.twitter.com/NH4LHR1mmW

— Playteaux (@Playteaux1) May 1, 2025