friend 1: I'm engaged
friend 2: I'm having a baby
me: My dog is the mayor of New York City

— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) November 13, 2024

we’ve been teaching the 2 yr old about cutlery and setting the table for supper and, well, pic.twitter.com/sTPcAjrXlE

— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) November 14, 2024

pic.twitter.com/ngHwLv28OZ

— Doglover (@puppiesDoglover) November 14, 2024

Met a drunk girl earlier who had a “half therapy dog” bc it had gone through part of the therapy dog training and then just decided to become a regular dog

— Karen, Esq. (@comradeflirty) November 10, 2024

What havoc was this cat wreaking on the streets to warrant a public announcement of his sterilization? https://t.co/93GfYoxGGM

— Dani Gomez (@DaniGomezComedy) November 14, 2024

This is way better than an alarm clock pic.twitter.com/cmamb1teUN

— B&S (@_B___S) November 14, 2024

Therapist accidentally sent me her cat pic.twitter.com/WJ96N4WgmU

— Andrew (@railginshot) November 13, 2024

someone at the dog park said "good girl" and i looked

— skyeee???? (@skyeeebby) November 14, 2024

Every time I get home from work, this is how my dog greets me pic.twitter.com/MRQ0wJydX8

— Doglover (@puppiesDoglover) November 11, 2024

In syncs pic.twitter.com/vO4GYRiJ6g

— No Context Cats (@nocontextscats) November 14, 2024

“Waffles, it’s not about you,” a man just earnestly said to his beagle at the park

— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) November 12, 2024

it's the upside down air biscuits for me ???????? pic.twitter.com/81lOetunB0

— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) November 12, 2024

pic.twitter.com/7FZLYwADSo

— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) November 14, 2024

???????????????????? pic.twitter.com/3S8Uf3sand

— Original Spike1962 (@Spike19621) November 13, 2024

my boyfriend just said “i encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up buffalo sauce

— chase (@_chase_____) November 14, 2024

if you’re in line for the pants STAY IN LINE pic.twitter.com/IJhuJcdigS

— cats being weird little guys ???? (@weirdlilguys) November 13, 2024

my psychiatrist has the fluffiest husky therapy dog & he sat in front of me and stared at me like this for the full duration of my appointment today pic.twitter.com/asIjG77EGt

— allie ???? fauxmantis.bsky.social (@fauxmantis) November 11, 2024

accidentally cursed with the burden of self awareness pic.twitter.com/nYhz2OnYZ5

— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) November 15, 2024

Did you know that a kitten can eat 50 times it's own body weight in kitten food every day? I didn't either

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) November 10, 2024

Can a dog’s reflexes be same as a Cat’s ???? pic.twitter.com/d2IS75bURR

— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) November 10, 2024

ty facebook marketplace for giving me the perfect cabinet bookcase for our games and books and … cats? pic.twitter.com/xuVfBX1Yw3

— ♡ali♡ (@alitheloaf) November 14, 2024

Did you know cats can speak english????????? pic.twitter.com/aXtivgMybE

— Posts Of Cats (@PostsOfCats) November 13, 2024

stop the presses pic.twitter.com/5NOB3H5vZD

— Nebraska Humane Society (@NEHumaneSociety) November 14, 2024

???? pic.twitter.com/KiPcCSHepU

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) November 14, 2024