So jealous of my cat today, she has no idea what a president is. This is the reward she was given in exchange for giving up her ability to decide when it’s time to eat.

— AB (@AlannaBennett) November 5, 2024

Have you ever tried to take one to the vet? https://t.co/d7b7TZzqTV

— Dr Fi Bowler (@FionaBowler) November 5, 2024

This is Rambo. He doesn't wag his tail so much as he wiggles it, and we think that's pretty neat. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/eqkVWA1MOG

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) November 7, 2024

i love when cats are running so fast that they drift when they go around a corner

— latke (@latkedelrey) November 2, 2024

They do this every day at the same time. pic.twitter.com/zDZtEVRX9s

— The Dalbo Dog (@Dalbodog) November 7, 2024

Dog raised by cat pic.twitter.com/ENCVCjF9Rm

— contents that ll heal your depression ???? (@Catshealdeprsn) November 4, 2024

(me trying to convince a friend to get a cat) she's the cutest little creature as long as you never touch her. definitely don't do that. but she's very loving and sweet from a distance of three feet away. if she comes up to you hold completely still

— Adriana Porter Felt (@__apf__) November 5, 2024

Dog enjoying the music.. ???? pic.twitter.com/xA7M7SCVVh

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) November 7, 2024

um, i’m fine? lmao i’m literally doing great, that’s why i’m logging 6 hours per day on the petfinder app

— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) November 8, 2024

When your dog was a dancer in a past life pic.twitter.com/nAoFiIJtkm

— B&S (@_B___S) November 5, 2024

"Only Murders in the Building" but it's "Only Dogs in the Building," a podcast about the dogs who live in my apartment building.

— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) November 2, 2024

"maxine!" "what ?????" "guess what?" "what????" "it's time for dinner!" "really??????" pic.twitter.com/LDfvCwiclo

— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) November 6, 2024

how I sleep with no job, no mortgage, no bills, and no responsibilities pic.twitter.com/9TbMbzKcBu

— Jack the Cat ???????? (@GingerKittyJack) November 3, 2024

Cats do not seem willing to adjust their dinner time to properly observe daylight savings time.

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) November 3, 2024

This dog pretends to be sleepy to avoid taking a bath ????❤️ pic.twitter.com/oi4krSRVtm

— Positive Side of ???? (@positivesideofx) November 7, 2024

I really feel for dogs this week. First, dinner time inexplicably moves back an hour (which is seven hours in dog years). Two days later, the humans start freaking out.

— Ashley Mayer (@ashleymayer) November 5, 2024

When people say "you only live once" I'm pretty sure they mean I should buy this cat end table pic.twitter.com/hoWSrdUV2Y

— Chappell Ellison (@ChappellTracker) November 4, 2024

The last dog lied on his resume..???????????? pic.twitter.com/aHb8tVfvg8

— ????o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) November 7, 2024

silly dog cookies pic.twitter.com/21CIjFukyP

— /ᐠ - ˕ -マ (@lovesickdoe) November 7, 2024

too devastated to enforce the “no cats on the table” rule. so the cat is having a good day at least

— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) November 6, 2024

I got up in the middle of the night and they were standing guard outside the room pic.twitter.com/N2suEwMuK9

— Dave Krantz (@weskrantz) November 3, 2024

A cat approaching you is like a visit from an angel

— clau (@nothing222u_) November 4, 2024

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— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) November 7, 2024