everyone’s cat is gen alpha

— emily lipstein (@emily_lip) August 27, 2024

I must adopt this dog purely because of this description pic.twitter.com/3lXaussXaC

— Alice (@backpainandwine) August 25, 2024

my cat just texted me to say what happened to her vacuumistically this weekend can never happen again

— old tom (@YuckyTom) August 26, 2024

Online teaching assistants. pic.twitter.com/FmzwpRuYaK

— cats with jobs ???? (@CatWorkers) August 27, 2024

nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping

— Adam (@adamgreattweet) August 27, 2024

this is the face of a cat who has committed grave crimes against humanity pic.twitter.com/o0DU2MpgJd

— goblin (@freegoblinpics) August 28, 2024

every cat i see is the new cutest cat i ever seen i can’t handle this life

— lala ???? (@ecto_fun) August 25, 2024

I’m trying to organize his food to put away and he is not being very helpful pic.twitter.com/4TPdZfItO3

— k (top 99% on OF) (@how_do_i_pdf) August 28, 2024

Me getting through life: pic.twitter.com/a0rrzih7bj

— Claire L Meadows MA FRSA (@CL_Meadows) August 24, 2024

"Grass?"
"Where?"
"I haven't seen any"
"Rolling in it?"
"Not to my knowledge"
"I'll let you know if I see anything" pic.twitter.com/MUEq3YNLIJ

— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) August 25, 2024

He likes to be tall pic.twitter.com/9mFRwMAmWn

— Dr Fi Bowler (@FionaBowler) August 25, 2024

A disgruntled Scout leaking the devasting oppo that Tim Walz once called another dog a "good boy" https://t.co/2nbmgmTBsD

— Christopher Ingraham???? (@_cingraham) August 26, 2024

he’s not a chair bro pic.twitter.com/vGs8q1gfem

— maddy (@atmaladeleine) August 24, 2024

Yes I howled directly into your ear hole but I had legitimate concerns pic.twitter.com/oGCT7uh4Lh

— Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) August 24, 2024

That time a neighbors kitten rolled up onto our porch jumped right into my lap and stared at me lovingly. pic.twitter.com/9SZ17617An

— Keith Orejel (@keithdorejel) August 25, 2024

the perfect evening inside is spending quality time with your first-born son, who is now large and independent pic.twitter.com/kghf8iOUiX

— Ellen (@ellenfromnowon) August 25, 2024

Welp https://t.co/My7Ac3Vwei pic.twitter.com/Dz5biySmLm

— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) August 25, 2024

let him cook https://t.co/GOYNTgnY4H

— cats being weird little guys ???? (@weirdlilguys) August 26, 2024

forgot to show you guys what sunflower got after her dental surgery pic.twitter.com/GrGs6T08Ns

— ???? (@fIametrooper) August 26, 2024

he’s so silly with his ball pic.twitter.com/95o9dN4fmr

— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) August 28, 2024