There have to be cats who are like “ahh thanks but I actually cant have catnip anymore :-/ it makes me paranoid”

— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) October 17, 2024

I’m looking into adopting a dog, and grill master dave……. he’s calling to me…….. pic.twitter.com/VrVlMOLuAJ

— isabel (@garbage_person) October 17, 2024

How exactly is it that a cat can move with so much elegance and grace, flowing like water, not even making a ripple in the sheets they run across, yet also land like they weigh 45lbs directly on your stomach?

Only to then float away on the gentle breeze again moments later.

— Matt Ramsey (@OneNerdyOpinion) October 15, 2024

He’s gonna commit crimes — I can already tell https://t.co/bPxBc0lLOv

— Gingerbread Tigs - We love you Kit (@GingerLoafTigs) October 14, 2024

isn’t it so funny how cats naturally smell so clean and soft like cookies and vanilla and then there’s dogs

— anya (@bittersweetswan) October 14, 2024

how does their tuna mouth make them smell like sunshine and laundry https://t.co/zvUHCMJAA7

— cats being weird little guys ???? (@weirdlilguys) October 15, 2024

Watching kitchen nightmares when I'm suddenly met with a screencap that would've racked up 700k notes on Tumblr in 2014 pic.twitter.com/sDfUV9WLfV

— Zizou ???? Wishlist GIMMIKO! (@tombdude) October 12, 2024

I aspire to be as happy as the dog I just saw trotting down a NYC street carrying with her mouth a basket holding two lemons

— Alexandra Horowitz (@DogUmwelt) October 16, 2024

Today has been a "trying day".I lost my front door key????
Managed to get hold of a spare key and whilst frantically trying to make it fit in the lock,I looked
through my window and saw Flash licking the defrosting chicken, whilst barry was asleep on the clothes I'd just ironed ???? pic.twitter.com/M28mPza7hH

— Sarah Evans (@SarahjevsEvans) October 14, 2024

I just remembered that last night after we turned off the lights I gently called out sweet dreams to all the cats. “Good night, Socks. Good night, Beth March.” And my wife goes “Good night, Betnijah Laney-Hamilton.”

— Heather Hogan (@theheatherhogan) October 14, 2024

“Amanda Seyfried (left)” pic.twitter.com/tzU5TXFPt9

— Joe Berkowitz (@JoeBerkowitz) October 14, 2024

someone would only ‘thumbs up’ react to cat photos being posted instead of ‘heart reacting’ and it lead to genuine anger from someone in the chat and 3 people being ousted https://t.co/lnkuqiR8Eq

— onion person (@CantEverDie) October 16, 2024

Basically, any European coat of arms: pic.twitter.com/LNFlBjFz22

— Giant Military Cats (@giantcat9) October 14, 2024

They say that the bond between parent and child is the strongest thing but actually it is the bond between a dad and the pet he told his wife and children he didn’t want, sorry if this offends

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) October 12, 2024

he looks like handsome like if a cat got granted a wish to be human https://t.co/UXZs8mHe2k

— indie ???????? (@INDIEWASHERE) October 15, 2024

So it turns out it's impossible for me to stop accidentally referring to the pediatrician as "the vet."

— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) October 12, 2024

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— gatos fazendo gatices (@gatinarios) October 14, 2024

Oh Beefaroni of the water bowl, what wisdom do you have for me? pic.twitter.com/MURyaKZy2o

— Beefaroni & Co. ???? (@boyar_dad) October 15, 2024

I cannot find Ronan. Where on Earth could he be? pic.twitter.com/5g46XrZWj5

— Caroleeena ???? (@Caroleeenalala) October 15, 2024

Perfect costume for a chocolate lab pic.twitter.com/lShKONcSg1

— Heckin Good Dogs (@HeckinGoodDogs) October 17, 2024