the perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. preferably siblings. but they can't both be the same type of stupid. one needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying)

— anica (@anicacihla) September 19, 2024

dumb (left) annoying (right) https://t.co/MJ1nMsbVjq pic.twitter.com/v0V48vYM67

— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) September 19, 2024

This is Frank. He has to wait outside during pizza night. Can't imagine why. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/4TZQRLEuri

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) September 20, 2024

(my dog from the back seat) hey you ran that grey light

— chuuch (@ch000ch) September 17, 2024

That's my spot..???????????? pic.twitter.com/DmcHofkFp6

— ????o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) September 19, 2024

i feel like i’m holding the door open for a cat with these two. in or out? in or out buddy??? https://t.co/sKhat1PUuN

— rax ‘levon honkers’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) September 15, 2024

I was given a stern talking to this morning when I went to let Dandy out of her room. I let her food bowl get completely empty. I accept full responsibility for this and hope to earn her forgiveness.

Her bowl has been refilled now. I hope this first step moves us closer to… pic.twitter.com/KdcNrfRjOv

— Matt Ramsey (@OneNerdyOpinion) September 18, 2024

he casted a love spell pic.twitter.com/Q98Q67KcQB

— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) September 16, 2024

I do love it when people ask about how to change a cat’s behavior. This man seems to understand it’s not like that. You just have to adapt sorry https://t.co/Q2UDrB2bf3

— Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) September 17, 2024

Bought the dog a new bed today pic.twitter.com/o0Dd9dc7pQ

— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) September 16, 2024

He's home! ❤ pic.twitter.com/DS8UUC37KX

— B&S (@_B___S) September 18, 2024

One of the best best best things about wlw romance novels is when one of the sapphics has a pet. They’re always like “And this is my cat, ‘Katie McGrath’.”

— Heather Hogan (@theheatherhogan) September 15, 2024

"My son always texts to say he's on his way home. So I open the door, letting his 17 year old cat, and 16 year old doggo know that he's on his way. This is them waiting for him. Though it was adorable, and wanted to share." ❤️ pic.twitter.com/ACSPxdnxKH

— The Dalbo Dog (@Dalbodog) September 14, 2024

Oh, that’s not… she’s not…. nah you know what, fine, she does have orange cat energy I guess pic.twitter.com/IIm5R0nYNs

— ???? madeline boOoOoOodent ???? (@oldenoughtosay) September 18, 2024

My dog found her absolute nemesis in the skeleton Halloween decoration my neighbor has sitting in their yard

— nice things I say to myself (@meantomyself) September 20, 2024

Kenzie turned like “ wow bro its like that?” pic.twitter.com/6uCbD5qSkf

— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) September 16, 2024

My local flea market has a shop cat named Beaux :) pic.twitter.com/EnzhCk5aGq

— I bet on losing dogs (@doggtism) September 17, 2024

One of the cats has figured out this "feature" of my chair. pic.twitter.com/dvwKGqFKlr

— Zullie (@ZullieTheWitch) September 14, 2024

Land dolphins in their natural habitat.. ???? pic.twitter.com/GYBPqMPebm

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 15, 2024

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— Barbara Hershey???? (@BarbaraHershey8) September 18, 2024

Dune: Director's cut..????????⬆️ pic.twitter.com/seet2krJQ0

— ????o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) September 16, 2024