Welcome to this week's version of Britain's favourite Sunday Sermon. Now, just cast your mind back. How long have we been talking about the great Rwanda scheme? That would be a deterrent to people coming across the English Channel.

Is it one year, 18 months? Two years? Time flies. It's hard to know. It's about two years that the Government has been saying this will be the answer to all their prayers. It will stop. It will act as a great deterrent.

So what's actually happened here? Well, we've sent Rwanda - give or take - about £300million.

The only actual human beings we've sent to Rwanda is three home secretaries and some spads, and advisers and journalists. Not a single illegal migrant asylum seeker has gone to Rwanda.

And now they're playing this great game in the Houses of Parliament called ping pong.