“I won’t shy away from decisions to protect kids,” UK PM Keir Starmer promisingly began.

After protests over the latest migrant Muslim sexual assault in Epping and new revelations about Pakistani Muslim sex grooming gangs, the announcement might have expected to be a political turnaround in which Starmer would start protecting children from Muslim rapists.

Sadly, no.

The rest of that sentence was “we’re stopping shops from selling high-caffeine energy drinks to under 16s.”

Starmer will shy away from investigating and holding accountable Pakistani Muslim grooming gangs or even keeping them from swarming the country and assaulting more young girls. (And he will not shy away from locking anyone up who mentions it.) But he will not shy away from fighting the terrible scourge of energy drinks.

There used to be a line about not being too young to serve, but being too young to drink in the U.S.

In Starmer’s UK, you can be too young to drink energy drinks, but not too young to be raped by the Muslim migrants arriving fresh off the boats from Afghanistan.