The New York City Health Department is spending a fortune on anti-smoking ads that show people of all races and backgrounds lying on death’s bed in the hospital because they smoked.

Also, it’s offering a free “public health” vending machine with crack pipes.

Big Apple officials unveiled a street vending machine Monday that covers it all when it comes to catering to drug-users, offering free handy paraphernalia such as crack pipes and lip balm — and also Narcan for overdoses.

The vending machine, one of four set to be placed in some of the city’s most drug-infested neighborhoods, swaps out what would be more typical offerings such as candy bars and potato chips for the drug-related freebies to try to combat the surge in overdoses in the five boroughs, city Health Department bigs said.

The most far-out dystopian satires from the 70s and 80s are just another government press release.

Here’s an important message from the NYC Health Department, don’t smoke cigarettes, smoke crack.

In the last two decades, more New Yorkers than ever have decided to quit smoking. If you smoke, quitting smoking is the single most important thing you can do for your health. You can get information and resources here to help you quit or support someone else who is quitting.

Or you could just get a free officially approved NYC Health Department crack pipe for the healthiest way to smoke crack.

Remember when the media loudly denied up and down that the government was handing out free crack pipes?

CNN – Fact Check: Biden admin isn’t funding crack pipes

ABC News – Report claiming Biden admin was preparing to spend $30M on ‘crack pipes’ is false, HHS says

I’m sure no HHS money goes into the obscure organization known as… the New York City Department of Health.