The obnoxious pop culture phenomenon and beached land mammal known as Lizzo lives in one of those $15-24 million modernist boxes in Beverly Hills that look like Apple stores but on top of a hill.

If there’s a landslide or a sizable digestive event, the mansion with Lizzo in it will go downhill. Fast.

The one place the mansion is, is Beverly Hills. The one place it isn’t… Detroit.

Nevertheless, Lizzo appeared at a Kamala event and pretended to have no clue why anyone would think Detroit is a terrible place to live.

“I’m so proud to be from this city,” Lizzo, a Detroit native, told the crowd.

“You know, they say if Kamala Harris wins, then the whole country will be like Detroit, okay? Proud like Detroit. Resilient like Detroit,” she continued. “We’re talking about the same Detroit that innovated the auto industry and the music industry, so put some respect on Detroit’s name, okay!”

The remarks were made after Trump compared the city to a “developing nation” during a campaign event last Thursday at the Detroit Economic Club.

“Our whole country will end up being like Detroit if she’s your president. You’re going to have a mess on your hands,” Trump said on Oct. 10 about Harris.

Detroit lost 60% of its population since 1950. A lot of the lights don’t work because of copper thieves. When Hollywood wants to shoot a movie about a failed city, it goes to Detroit (or Chicago).

There were over 250 murders in 2023. Its cultural landmark is a giant Robocop statue.

More to the point, Lizzo doesn’t live in Detroit and wouldn’t want to live there. Neither would Kamala. Both rich women are exploiting Detroit while living in pricey and exclusive LA neighborhoods.

They don’t want to live in Detroit. And people in Detroit don’t want to live in Detroit. Whom do Kamala and Lizzo really think they’re fooling? No one in Detroit.