Everyone is wondering what Kamala’s career trajectory is. But really there’s only thing she’s good at. No, not holding public office, implementing policies or even running for office, but fundraising.

Kamala is a really good fundraiser. She just happens to be terrible at everything else.

And after extracting over $1.4 billion through infusions of joy and hysteria, Kamala is still hustling.

“Hi Team, It’s Kamala, The election isn’t what we wanted, but I will never give up the fight,” a text message sent Tuesday said. “And right now there are still a number of critical races across the country that are either too close to call, or within the margin of recounts or certain legal challenges.”

Uh. The money is actually going to her massive campaign debt. Hey, “partying with Oprah and Beyonce ain’t cheap, girlfriend.” (Kamala probably.)

Kamala fights. But like most politicians, she fights for herself. If only bumfights were still around.