Every place is safe. After over 1,000 shootings so far this year, Gov. Prtizker and Mayor Johnson insist Chicago is safe.

And Gov. Gavin Newsom, busy trying to launch a social media comedy career after his podcast failed, tweeted, “California is getting safer.”

Someone should tell the 3 people shot in LA in 4 days. Or the multiple shootings in the Bay Area. Or whatever this was.

The tranquility of a remote area in northeast Antelope Valley was shattered on Sunday when three people were found shot to death.

The victims, located near 215th Street East and East Palmdale Boulevard in the city of Lancaster, included two men and a woman.

According to ABC7, the deceased have been identified as a 44-year-old man, a 65-year-old woman, and a second man believed to be in his 40s.

California is safe. Really safe. As long as you don’t get shot.