Jimmy Carter’s long overdue funeral was noted mainly for the interaction between the various ex-presidents gathered together to pay tribute to America’s worst (dead) president. Not that anyone cared about Carter.

Or hardly anyone.

“As I watched today’s funeral, I wondered how Trump processed all those tributes to Jimmy Carter’s honesty and integrity; his belief in the fellowship of man and the dignity and worth in every human being; his commitment to human rights as a pillar of American foreign policy?” David Axelrod tweeted.

Axelrod, Obama’s creep-in-chief, is an expert on decency as few men are.

One month before the 2004 Democratic primary for the U.S. Senate, Obama was way down in the polls, about to lose to Blair Hull, a multimillionaire securities trader.

Then the Chicago Tribune — where Axelrod used to work — began publishing claims that Hull’s second ex-wife, Brenda Sexton, had sought an order of protection against him during their 1998 divorce proceedings.

From then until Election Day, Hull was embroiled in fighting the allegation that he was a “wife beater.” He and his ex-wife eventually agreed to release their sealed divorce records. His first ex-wife, daughters and nanny defended him at a press conference, swearing he was never violent. During a Democratic debate, Hull was forced to explain that his wife kicked him and he had merely kicked her back.

Hull’s substantial lead just a month before the primary collapsed with the nonstop media attention to his divorce records. Obama sailed to the front of the pack and won the primary. Hull finished third with 10% of the vote.

Luckily for Axelrod, Obama’s opponent in the general election had also been divorced.

The Republican nominee was Jack Ryan, a graduate of Dartmouth and Harvard law and business schools, who had left his lucrative partnership at Goldman Sachs to teach at an inner-city school on the South Side of Chicago.

But in a child custody dispute some years earlier, Ryan’s ex-wife, Hollywood sex kitten Jeri Lynn Ryan, alleged that, while the couple was married, Jack had taken her to swinger clubs in Paris and New York. Jack Ryan adamantly denied the allegations. In the interest of protecting their son, he also requested that the records be put permanently under seal.

Axelrod’s courthouse moles obtained the “sealed” records and, in no time, they were in the hands of every political operative in Chicago. Knowing perfectly well what was in the records, Chicago Tribune attorneys flew to California and requested that the court officially “unseal” them — over the objections of both Jack and Jeri Ryan.

Your honor, who knows what could be in these records!

A California judge ordered them unsealed, which allowed newspapers to publish the salacious allegations, and four days later Ryan dropped out of the race under pressure from idiot Republicans (who should be tracked down and shot).

With a last-minute replacement of Alan Keyes as Obama’s Republican opponent, Obama was able to set an all-time record in an Illinois Senate election, winning with a 43% margin.

On the decency-meter, David Axelrod rates somewhere between J.J. Jake Gittes and Saul Goodman.

But he still beats Jimmy Carter, a man of such unparalleled decency that…

He became the first president to pardon a child molester

Took millions in laundered drug money from BCCI

And covered up sexual harassment at Habitat for Humanity

And that’s just for openers. Such decency.

The only people whose decency gets praised in D.C. are either patsies or scumbags. And if Dumpster Diving David Axelrod praises your decency, seek immediate help to save your soul.