Forget BLM, try BALM. Blood Alcohol Levels Matter.

But tell that to Saratoga, New York’s Black Lives Matter leader Lexis Figuereo.

“They want to paint me as a demon, a monster. They label me as a terrorist, because if they had to see me as I am—a dedicated father and a member of this community just like them—they might actually have to take what I say seriously,” Figuereo said.

He says he’s not fazed by those who question their methods, saying sometimes you need to get into “good trouble”.

“I don’t really care about appeasing to the masses. I’m worried about appeasing to the minorities. The people who we are fighting for, the unheard,” he says.

This latest video of Black Lives Matter leader Lexis Figuereo is from an event on Tuesday July 6, 2021. The City Council was about to meet and Mr. Figuereo was apparently being asked to wait before being allowed up the stairs of city hall to the meeting. The officer was waiting for his supervisor’s instructions to let him pass.

At one point in this video, Figuereo tells the officer repeatedly to “Suck my black d…”

When asked by the Times Union why he said this he responded that he has no respect for the police.

“I’m not going to stand there and have police laugh and smile at me while I’m trying to get into a meeting. And playing dumb. When I asked what door to go to for the City Council meeting. I have no idea. I’m not a rated -G person. At the time, I was angry and I said that. I don’t apologize.”

Help, help, I’m being repressed by my blood alcohol level!

The leader of the Black Lives Matter movement in Saratoga Springs was arrested for driving while intoxicated Monday evening, State Police said.

However, he was allegedly found to have a blood alcohol content of .12 percent.

Much like BMI, BALM may have to be abolished for being invited by dead, white men.