The Constitution is very clear. The president can declare at any time that something is an amendment. It’s a legal tradition passed down to us by King George III and the monarchical government we enjoy today.

Or at least that’s what President-unelect Joe Biden believes.

Biden, on his extended shuffle off to the beach and memory care, or perhaps a nice place on some island off China, announced that there is a new constitutional amendment.

In an official White House press release, Biden declares that he will “affirm what I believe and what three-fourths of the states have ratified: the 28th Amendment is the law of the land.”

I affirm what I believe which is that Joe Biden is a candidate for prison or memory care, but that doesn’t make anything an amendment.

No one seriously argues that the ERA is an amendment. It doesn’t meet the timeline. And the only reason anyone even pushes the ERA anymore is to erase women by replacing them with transgender men.

But I guess we now have days in which we find out whether Biden decides to unilaterally declare D.C. a state and secede from the Union.