President Joe Biden who has been on vacation since well forever took time out from his busy schedule of hanging out at the beach and at a billionaire’s private estate to issue a press release about the 13 Americans he got killed.

Or more likely someone else issued the press release for him.

The press release, marking Biden’s botched Afghanistan withdrawal, which left 13 American servicemembers dead, unknown numbers of Americans trapped behind enemy lines (just one of those massive scandals that the media chose not to dwell on), and a whole lot of firepower in Taliban hands, made no apologies.

Kamala issued her own press release that used some of the same language, but added that, “as I have said, President Biden made the courageous and right decision to end America’s longest war.”

Now the Taliban have banned women from speaking in public. Al Qaeda is back in Afghanistan. And all is right in D.C. and the beaches of Santa Ynez.