I admit it. I have biphobia. Every time I go to a classic airshow and a Sopwith Camel swoops overhead clattering like a machine gun, I instinctively duck.

That was a bad joke. But so is this administration.

Statement from President Joe Biden Marking International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia and Biphobia

Have we not enough phobias already? There’s three phobias in that title already and I fear more are coming.

Can’t we just somehow consolidate all of these phobias? Maybe call it Homotransbiphobia? And if we can add Islamophobia in there, it should satisfy everyone.

What is even the point of biphobia?

If someone is already against gay people, are we supposed to believe he’s okay with bisexuals? And vice versa?

But the Biden administration being what it is, we now have a whole foreign policy based around fighting the global scourge of ‘biphobia’.

“Yet we know there is much more to do. LGBTQI+ communities around the world still face hate-fueled violence and discrimination. They still struggle to attain equal access to healthcare, housing, employment, education, and justice. Like all human beings, LGBTQI+ people deserve equality – equal rights, equal citizenship, equal dignity. It is our shared moral responsibility to fight back against homophobia, biphobia, and transphobia, just as we must fight back against all hate-fueled violence, at home and abroad.”

American ships can’t safely transit the Red Sea and our citizens are being held captive in Iran, Gaza, Russia and China.

But at least the Biden administration has a policy to fight against ‘biphobia’ while giving a pass to Hamas.