Mostly recycling doesn’t work. The one exception is shipping over Mueller merchandise to some third-world country to be recycled into Jack Smith merchandise.

Votive candles of Robert Mueller III will set you back between 10 and 22 bucks. These candles feature everything from the standard black-suited G-man picture to one of a droopy Mueller in saintly robes pointing at his own glowing heart. By tomorrow or next week at the latest, you will be able to snag what Portland Monthly dubbed last year, the “hottest gift” of the holiday season in the bin at the Dollar store.

The candles, the buttons, the t-shirts, the mugs and the other Mueller tchotchkes which briefly made their peddlers wealthy, are all headed for that bin after he broke the hearts of his biggest fans.

Get ready for the Jack Smith tchotchkes.

First there was Robert Mueller. Then there was Anthony Fauci. Now some Democrats have begun to embrace a new folk hero and Trump foe: special counsel Jack Smith.

Some e-commerce shops are filling up with Smith-themed merchandise — T-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, stickers, and even a baby blanket…

For anti-Trumpers, the online shop Etsy now has more than 50 Smith-themed products, including:

“Smith Goes to Washington” T-shirts
“Somebody’s Going To Get Jacked Up” mugs
“Jack Smith Fan Club” stainless steel water bottles
“Jack-Hammer Smith” Copper Vacuum Insulated Bottles

All of that is going to be headed to the trash yet again, to be recycled into whoever the new lefty hero will be after Jack Smith fails. The suckers don’t know that and they still haven’t learned anything. This time they believe that there is a real case that will pay off, rather than another scam with nothing behind it than a transparent effort to salvage a second term for Biden.

No matter how much junk they buy on Etsy or Zazzle, it won’t change the outcome. But it will give them something to wipe up the dog’s mess with.

The only question is what will lefties expressing their hate by buying junk do to our economy?