Journalists, Deep State lackeys, and other Democrats are aghast at the thought of Elon Musk and his team at the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) rooting out waste in the federal bureaucracy. For people who love bureaucrats, some of the proposed cuts are hard to swallow. The libs have become particularly obsessed with the nom de guerre of a 19-year-old savant—"Big Balls"—who is reportedly helping DOGE fulfill its mission. They've been saying it a lot on television, anyway, which may or may not bolster their argument that federal agencies are noble stewards of our taxpayer dollars and beyond reproach.