Mossad is having a bang-up year. The Israeli intelligence agency pulled off one of the most sophisticated attacks in 2024, targeting Hezbollah operatives by blowing up their pagers and walkie-talkies, resulting in several terrorists suffering unfortunate injuries to their scrotal regions. What Mossad has managed to pull off over the last several months is arguably even more impressive, highlighting the unique versatility of an organization that stands as a testament to Jewish ingenuity.
The Israeli spy agency played a crucial role in the Jewish state's astonishingly successful military strike on Iran. Israeli operatives smuggled drones and other weapons into Iran in advance of the assault, and used them to destroy the Islamist regime's air defenses and impede its ability to retaliate with ballistic missiles. Mossad released video footage last week of commandos deploying precision missiles against Iranian anti-aircraft sites in central Iran. The agency also built a "secret explosive drone base" inside Iran that was used to strike ballistic missile launchers at a base near Tehran. Israeli military spokesman Effie Defrin said the operation helped establish "aerial freedom of action" for Israel's fighter jets to carry out their strikes.
Mossad's activities within Iran also included extensive on-the-ground surveillance that allowed Israel to carry out a series of assassination strikes against high-ranking officials. Reports indicate that Israel has eliminated more than 20 senior military commanders, including the head of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), and several leading scientists tied to Iran's nuclear weapons program. The logistical sophistication required to conduct such an audacious operation behind enemy lines is every bit as impressive as Mossad's campaign to secretly manufacture explosive pagers and sell them to Hezbollah terrorists through a shell company. Several days after those devices went off, Hezbollah boss Hassan Nasrallah was blown up in an Israeli airstrike and died like a dog.
Israel demonstrated its intelligence prowess again in July 2024, when the late Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh suffered an unfortunate exploding-room mishap while staying at an IRGC guesthouse in Tehran. There are conflicting reports as to whether a bomb was already planted in Haniyeh's room or if the terrorist leader was assassinated by a projectile fired from outside the building. Either way, it was awesome.
Mossad operatives have been known to wear disguises in order to avoid detection. In 2010, an Israeli kill squad dressed as tennis players assassinated former Hamas leader Mahmoud al-Mabhouh in his hotel room in Dubai. In 1973, Israeli commandos dressed as women during a raid in Lebanon to assassinate high-ranking Palestinian leaders in retaliation for the terrorist attack at the Munich Olympics.
Relatedly, Israel is also alleged to have orchestrated last month's leak of several bizarre videos featuring journalist Glenn Greenwald wearing a skirt and worshiping a man's feet in what appeared to be an upscale crack den. Defenders of Greenwald, who often sympathizes with terrorists and is best known for colluding with the traitor Edward Snowden, blamed Israel for the supposedly unauthorized release of the videos. If true, that would only enhance Mossad's reputation as the world's most dynamic intelligence service. It requires a unique set of skills to be able to obtain and publish foot-related "pay pig" fetish videos (don’t ask) while simultaneously smuggling weapons into an enemy country to wipe out that country's air defenses in preparation for a massive military assault.
It is all the more impressive given Mossad’s widely established role in manipulating global weather patterns to advance the Jewish agenda.